"Daddies & Dogs"

Still looking for my soulmate in suburban "daddyland", and having a hard time finding him.  I check every mans hand that walks in the store for wedding rings.  Saw a large rescue dog that came in with its female owner, as a young married couple spoke with her about the dog.  The married woman says to me, " I wish I had a car the color of that dog."  I feel like Im back in the luxury goods store, and get a big grin on my face as I walk away from her.  YES, I'm out of materialism hell, thank god "Sakbarnmberg" laid me off!!