Sunday, January 9, 2011
"Shop Till Your Credit Score Drops"
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Bessie Boo. I'm single, in my mid 30's, never been married, no kids, living in an affluent NYC suburb. I am no longer working in luxury retail, at a store called "Sakbarnmberg", where all that matters is how much money you have, what you physically look like, if everything you are wearing is a top designer label and I mean "EVERYTHING" you have on your body. The top of the line, most expensive, makeup, hair care products, skin and body care products in the world. Lets not forget fur coats, fur shawls, fur vests, fur hats, fur blankets, mink lined gloves, fur boots, and fur handbags. Lets also not forget dogs wearing Gucci, and Louis Vuitton doggie coats. Yes, I have seen a dog wearing one, and he looked at me like, "Who the FU@#$%^, do you think you are?" I was literally brain washed into compulsive rich woman OCD scrutiny. Everyday I would notice every nook and cranny about a woman going up and down the escalator, elevator, browsing, dining in restaurants or just walking in the mall.
I would first look for fat, cellulite, age spots, wrinkled and/or saggy skin, sun damaged skin, if they were losing their hair, if they were going grey, saggy bags under their eyes, varicose veins, scars, chipped nails on fingers or toes, deformed feet from wearing high heels, bad hair dye jobs, bad teeth that were crooked and/or needed whitening, how they walked, if the clothes they wore looked cheap or tacky, if they dressed too provocatively or slutty, did they have tattoos or body piercings, or were they too skinny or had an eating disorder, were their breasts real or implants, how good were the implants?, too big, too little, did they make the woman look like a freak? Did they have lip injections, were their shoes polished, hair brushed nicely, nails done, or hands and toes, or just the hands? How good was the manicure, did their hands look too dry? Were they wearing toe rings or ankle bracelets? Did they wear too much makeup? Was their hair too long or too short, was it the right color? Was their handbag a true designer label or a china town knock off? Was their makeup smudged and needed re-applying?
I got to the point where I said there has to be more to life than how much money and material things you have. More to life than what you physically look like, and if everything you own is a top designer label or not.
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