"Woman's Dilemma: Lose The Belly=Lose The Boobs"

Ever wonder how Victoria’s Secret supermodels are skinny as a toothpick, have tight flat as a board stomachs, but have big breasts?.  Hello implants!!!!  I personally, am 5ft 2in and went from a size 4 to a size 10 within the last year.  I now have an unwanted “Kanga Pouch” (my belly) but my natural boobs (no implants for me thank you) are now boob-alicious.  Quite a wonderful handful now I must say, but when I bend over I get quite upset.  I did not ask for the “Pooch, Pouch, whatever the hell you want to call it.”  So my dilemma is do I lose the weight I gained to get rid of my “Pouch”, or keep it on to maintain my lovely moonbeams?  I’ll let the gentlemen decide......Hash it out boys……